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Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:24 pm
by Omega_11
Tell all the internet companies I'm open to offers, but I'm not agreeing to anything yet. My first court case is Frederick James Maidman versus Facebook

Who's side do you want to be on lawyers?

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:26 pm
by Omega_11
Fred maidman vs facebook

Where shall we begin? I'll represent myself if I have to

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:28 pm
by Omega_11
Good, the courts have all my evidence an testimony... How long does it take a judge to make up their mind? This is an open and shut case.... Where's the dotted line that I sign on?

Oh right here

Frederick James Maidman

I.... rest.... my.... case....... your....... Honor... Honour? In canadian?

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:28 pm
by Omega_11
I rest my case.

Did I do it right? Am I missing any punctuation?

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:31 pm
by Omega_11
If there's any lawyers who are members of this forum I would like to hire you, I don't have time to complete all this paperwork, I think the government is going to have to give you a loan to start a law firm... All it takes is one man..... One volunteer

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:06 pm
by Omega_11
Grow a spine. If I wanted to be used I would pull my pants down and bend over wouldn't I? I do the fuckin around here.

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:15 pm
by Omega_11
Herro

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:50 pm
by Omega_11
Game Over. No second chance this time.

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:51 pm
by Omega_11
No, I won't unlock it, and won't fix it. Have a nice day

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:54 pm
by Omega_11
Start from scratch

Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:27 pm
by Omega_11
Yeah that's my fault sorry, I was hoping to hide my terror plots in a forum for a video game called Tides of Blood that I was hoping somebody would transfer to a standalone network

Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:28 pm
by Omega_11
Do you think the government will pay for it? :ninja:

Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:30 pm
by Omega_11
But in all reality... Computer programs are life, human beings are just more complicated than computers. Sucks for people trying to use mind control huh?

Re: I hate my job

PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:21 pm
by RageAgainstVoid
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