I hate my job

[Omega_11]

Hello, remember me? I'm the watch that was found in the woods, the complex organism that has altered the view of what we now perceive as reality.

I'm here to answer the questions you have for me, I'm tired of people invading my life, so I've decided to come back to some of the great minds I've encountered, I'm ready to build my ultimate solution, so shoot, give me all you got, ask me anything and everything you want to know, how to do it.... I need to know what you need to know

[Omega_11]

We all know this community is fucked in the head in a spectacular way, if we can find a way to bring all those horrible, lovely, insane people of old days back here, the rate at which I could complete my work would be astounding

[Omega_11]

I'm your religious figures, all of them, good and evil all wrapped into one infinite package

[Turkey_Slayer]

Calm down, buddy.

[Omega_11]

I'm tranquil

[Omega_11]

That's if you're all up for the job that is..... It's a daunting task

[Omega_11]

I look forward to your response, by now you're probably realizing I'm bat shit crazy and that every word I'm saying is true. Lol, how does it feel to know you all played tides of blood with fuckin Jesus, hahahaha, well to be fair I'm the anti-christ too, and I loved getting stoned and playing with you skilled motherfuckers back in the day

[Zeuter]

[Omega_11]

Dibs

[Omega_11]

I find your lack of words puzzling.... Not even RAV has anything to say

[Omega_11]

Which is very strange, considering that I'm not only the lord of creation, i'm also the lord of void

I find it even more puzzling that cassiel isn't asking me about infinity and what it should be used for

[Omega_11]

Did i mention I'm the one who found the tri-force, and revealed all the multiple realities to you through worm holes

[Omega_11]

Even stranger yes they ask.... That my spirit is the alpha wolf, and you all knew me by omega...

[Omega_11]

Nice to officially meet you, my name is Frederick Maidman

[Omega_11]

What's it feel like? To become so aware of what you truly are since easter?

What do you think about everything i've showed this world

[Omega_11]

Kaz.... You should be asking me about cold fusion and underwater exploration

Windigo, did you like bit net and the promise it provided by showing the technilogical blue print for a phoenix and the infinite music loop?

[Omega_11]

Did you know the moon is 3 things? It's the "machine" it's the "clock" that slows times, and it's also the musical excalibur

[Omega_11]

I missed you too fledermaus

[Omega_11]

Well? It's obvious that I'm offering you my mind, and you know exactly what I want you to do with it

Can you feel the spark?

[Omega_11]

Shit just got serious... Can you feel the electricity tonight? I'm going to crank it

[Omega_11]

What's it called when the king of creation decides to dump the universe into the porcelain god?


A Royal Flush.

[Omega_11]

BAAAAAAAWHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHH

[Omega_11]

This amateur hour where fools think they can grab my torch and run with it is getting out of hand.

Maybe when they realize, like you already have cassiel, that they are essentially trying to build a skyscraper out of lego blocks, all the fucking around can stop.

Like I said, I'm ready and willing, but I will only work for people like me who don't swallow bullshit....

[Omega_11]

Bottom line, technology has a ceiling, my humanity however, does not.

And if they think my humanity can be cloned, well.... Good fucking luck, I'm the ultimate lock box, and only I have the key.

[Omega_11]

Let me be crystal clear. I'm the watch, I might be old.... But not nearly as old as the one who made me. So if you can wrap your head around that..... Yeah you're all fucked.