I hate my job

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Re: Watchmaker and Engineer of souls

Postby Fledermaus » Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:14 pm

Don't we already have one of these guys?
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Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

Postby Omega_11 » Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:20 pm

Now for the icing on the cake. There's one last thing that sets me apart from control, and that's the knowledge that I know my life has happened, is happening, and will happen exactly as it was intended to, and there isn't a fucking thing any of you can do to alter that.
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Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

Postby Omega_11 » Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:30 pm

Holy fuck he made me well. Spectacular work
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Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:15 am

Thought you were smarter than a rambler did you? Tisk tisk you amateur mathematicians
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Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:17 pm

GAME OVER

insert skullface here
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Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:28 am

You're getting closer but that's still not my name....
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Re: how do you compare to almost 10 year ago you?

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:45 am

Looking into my eyes wasn't a good idea
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Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:48 am

Strange, I haven't figured out what my first name is yet, but I'm starting to think everyone should just call me sue..... Sue all your pants off. It's not pleasant being immortal and unable to die..... You're all sick and you need help
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:50 am

All I would have to do is wink at a lawyer and they would take my case in a heartbeat because I could literally sue any person in the universe.... Where's my cash settlement so I can retire and spend more time with my family and friends?
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:51 am

Those are the words I would use if I worked with my friends making tides of blood to help save the wc3 engine then they just run away with it like they made it all
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:52 am

Yes i know they can't recreate it cassiel, no matter how hard they try, they don't understand that designers are more important than simple engine layout artists
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:53 am

After all, we're the ones working around their stupid programs just to try and make what they asked for, but they refuse to change their dinosaur engines
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:54 am

Yes i'm the guy who has been sitting in his living room solving all this bullshit for you and communicating peaceful solutions telepathically

And my spelling is horrible some days
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:00 am

Life isn't a video game, just stop it, control the video game world, and stay the hell out of my life.... Pay the people who have been robbed, this fundraiser crap is all bull, so is the lottery.... It's all a big lie and pyramid scheme.... Leave the shemes for wall street and video games, people's lives have had enough of being traded, you do NOT trade human beings, and if you're going to eat animals, make them free range and leave the genetically engineered cows on the moon
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:02 am

Just talk to me in person, I'm not a monster, I'm a man who's cup is overflowing and I have too many dinner plates in front of me.... I can't do this for all of you... I have a family of my own that needs me.... I can't be everything to every living soul on the planet
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:03 am

Stay out of my life unless you can see me in person and look me in the eye
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:10 am

I still quit, I won't help a world that lives like this. Ask me in person after I get my cheque.... Blizzard can fork it out, they owe me lots of cash... After all, you were all watching me play to make better games.... I bet you wish I would play the new games and figure them out for you... They must be too hard, hahahaha
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:11 am

Yes I even rocked koreans and asians and germans and hindu..... All of em, i'm a race all my own
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:13 am

Longinus... Where art thou? Where are all the old school gamers I played with? I've got shock-stress here.
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Re: Lucifer

Postby Omega_11 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:16 am

I'm the only one who can beat diablo 3
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I hate my job

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:19 pm

Job Posting : president of my company.... Any takers?
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Re: I hate my job

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:20 pm

A resume isn't really needed.... Interviews are kinda pointless... I basically just want people who think outside the box.
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Re: I hate my job

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:21 pm

I have 199 reasons for you to work for me.
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Re: I hate my job

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:22 pm

Just fire me already and take my seat kaz, you're hired.
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Re: I hate my job

Postby Omega_11 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:22 pm

I'm a fucking lazy employee, I didn't even last 5 minutes as president of a company
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