Clan STD

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Postby harveymudd » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:43 pm

I'm forming a clan!

In order to join you must be ready to play shady tower defense games based on adult swim cartoons while getting STD's from spanish hookers.

If you're down send me a message in game. I'm ready to put this Clan up in it on the new Oceanica Server, "Onyxia (Somoa East)."

Clan Leader: Me
Clan Shaman: xXxSkeleton-ShadowzzxXx (lol this kid will dominate you in pokemaul!).
Clan Peons: LooseRuth, www.partypoker.net, PrisonAnthem867

Everyday, you are expected to arrive on our mysterious jungle island and train with our other members.
Look forward with glee to team-morale boosting regimens like these.

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So, do you want to be a part of this ever-growing community? If not just take a look at some quotes from our satisfied members.

"I've been traning for seven days straight on a diet of pine-nuts dipped in coconut milk. I think I might have scurvy, please contact my loving wife if you can read this." BltActnJackson

" :twisted: " TheGreatSmiler (Just a side note from the clan leader as to the nature of TheGreatSmiler. He, she, or it, only replies in smilies. The smilies are always appropriate though so it's quite apparant that he, she, or it, is sentient, or chinese. Here are some great examples of TheGreatSmiler in action.)

Transcript Taken from B.Net Chatlog, Oct 27th, 2006

harveymudd: hey smiler, what's up today?
TheGreatSmiler: :oops:
harveymudd: awww, why so shy? did you talk to that guy/girl/thing today?
TheGreatSmiler: 8)
harveymudd: haha, great so you got a blowjob?
xXxSkeleton-ShadowzzxXx: LOL LOL LOL GG
xXxSkeleton-ShadowzzxXx: LIKE
xXxSkeleton-ShadowzzxXx: 1000
xXxSkeleton-ShadowzzxXx: BLUBASORSS!!!!!
TheGreatSmiler: :roll: :?:
xXxSkeleton-ShadowzzxXx: AND LIKE OLY @2TWO CHARZ HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHWHEHAHH
TheGreatSmiler: :idea: :twisted:
harveymudd: what's that smiler? you have an idea? we need to fuck the princess of siam with our devil horns?

Transcript Over

Still not convinced that you want to join our Clan? Well, how about our CAPSLOCK FRIDAYZ where you have to glue the capslock key down on your keyboard and speak only in caps. You will also be required to shout at the top of your lungs for extended periods of time over our teamspeak server. Yes, we have a teamspeak server! Jimmy's parents ponied up the cash to rent the thing.

What's that? What's that you say? You still want to be in your fruity little Clan, well...well fine. I'm gonna offer this one time opportunity and wave our 10 dollar entry fee if you join now! I mean just take a look at our mascot.

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YES THAT'S RIGHT ITS A CUT-OFF FIREFOX LOGO SO JOIN NOW BITCHES![/img][/b]
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Postby Zeuter » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:47 pm

Looks like clan SOA has got competition.
simply
it is enough to
your task is simple;
just
all you need is to
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Postby Kevin-Sorbo » Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:02 pm

what about "STDs"
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Postby harveymudd » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:26 pm

NO ONE WANT JOIN MY CLAN?
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Postby herbyhancok » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:29 am

no one wants to join clan STupiD ddhshahahh.
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