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Postby 2happy4u » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:22 pm

roberts91rom wrote:
AuraofMana wrote:My fav kind of pros are those that talk about how good they are or how equal they are to someone, then when they are in IH and something like 3 SDX on one side, they bitch and whine about stomps.
If they are so good, it would be a stomp in their favors wouldn't it?

I must be the best of the pros. When I am on the wrong side of the stomp, I just pick scion and do noting but farm.
I am winnar.


Fixed for ya sexy. For payment I demand we cyber. uh uh oh ya


Wrong forum guys, bring over to "Online Secks" aka "World of Warcraft".
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Postby Dragon_Blade » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:36 pm

i have seen Mal jimmy quite a few times and he's not even close to as good as you guys are trying to make him out to be, I'm not "knocking" him, just saying that you're exaggerating.
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Postby roberts91rom » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:35 am

Ya too bad #1 open eat doesn't win games, #2 blink+open eat isn't hard to do (I can't remember ever missing one), #3 I've seen Malchow play and curi's well-timed farming/eats>malchow's apparent skill at eating openly.

Eat isn't about getting spammed its about using it every time only to start or stop a push. I've seen malchow eat just for the sake of eating plenty of times. This cost the UD push opportunities a few times. Not to mention I've seen him eat twice in IHs then die before the person was digested. Once when he ate me and once when I helped beat him down saving somebody. I won't even touch the eats he misses.

When Malchow can pool 15k+ gold on average but still never be missing from any important battles ever and only eating for quality not quantity then talk to me about his skill.

Have you guys even seen Mal's jimmy

I'm pretty sure you haven't seen curi play jim galt. Even though everyone who has an opinion about malchow has seen him play jimmy.

But you're all the type to knock someone who doesn't suck your dick, I remember.

Standing up for a clanmate when you know its not true. Ya thats totally not the same thing.

He has got to have the best open eat record ever.

Since he has missed some open eats that would be a no. I'm 4-0 in IHs and I've played jimmy twice. 100%>w/e % he has.

Lol at all the hypocrisy. And if you actually think that open eating is hard or important in IHs then let me lol even harder.
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Postby CrashTestMole » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:59 am

JIMMY + INVIS BOOTS + EAT = DEAD
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Postby roberts91rom » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:36 am

CrashTestMole wrote:JIMMY + INVIS BOOTS + EAT = DEAD


Ya then you walk up to eat them but they move at the last second and you miss and you're all like WTFUMGMHAXURNEWBANEDCUZURDIDNHABNOMOTBUTSTILLSAWDMEANDRANLIKENUBESONOWUISBANEDKTHXLULXMHER.

Then you realise that somebody wonned you like 5 minutes ago by accident.
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Postby CrashTestMole » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:48 am

CrashTestMole wrote:JIMMY + INVIS BOOTS + EAT = DEAD

shh
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Postby Dunpeal » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:20 am

Yeah, except that the invis boots cost 50 gold more than a MoT, 1400 more gold than an accipter and have a ridiculously long cooldown.
I take solace in the fact that I am probably sexier than thou.
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Postby CrashTestMole » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:55 am

But you dont know the feeling of eating a leto in IH
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Postby Dunpeal » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:16 am

Yes I do.
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Postby roberts91rom » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:36 pm

I've dodged 3 eats while caveaed with TGP in IHs. And I mean dodge as in putting it on cooldown but not being eaten. That>eating leto.

You don't know the feeling when you pull that shit off.

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Postby Dunpeal » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:05 pm

I've blink dodged cavea eats to kill scion with cow more times than I can be bothered to remember.
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Postby roberts91rom » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:10 pm

Thats dodging cavea. Eat doesn't go on cooldown if you dodge cavea. Not to mention you don't have the style points of jimmy eating a TGP.
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Postby Dunpeal » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:49 pm

ok ok

How about some wicked eats? For example, i'm running from maid at 300 hp, we are quite close to the top allied base, I only have an ams pendant and boots, but maid will get way more than enough time to won and kill me. I start running home but don't zig zag, maid gets into position for a perfect yew, as she yews i ams and eat during the pause duration of yew. Chomp Chomp victory!
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Postby roberts91rom » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:06 pm

Cow blinks to moove, but I blink at the same time and eat him before he mooves. Person going to be mooved was a potless 300hp scion and cow had bug+mana for stomp.

Thats pretty much it for my amazing eats. :(

Oh man remember the days of spawn eating? That was fucking raw.
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Postby theboogleman » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:08 pm

One time, at band camp, i ate a bear.
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Postby 2happy4u » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:11 pm

One time I got eaten, as cow, my team hunted Jim and 2 sec before he died i got cow bugged. Do i get the prize? Wait whats the prize? :?
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Postby Dunpeal » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:03 pm

Happy, I think that's how I personally first discovered Cow bug.
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Postby MagicCarpetRide » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:03 pm

guys the only thing from this thread we can really come to an agreement on is dun and rob are so imba. Seriously they are the nuts bannanas, the cats meow, tubular, etc. I hope when i grow up, il be half, NAY a quarter as good as dun and rob.
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Postby roberts91rom » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:08 am

@magic: I prefer the cat's pyjamas, but at least you tried. <3

@aura: wtf are you even talking about lol? I blamed you for not using CL not cavea. I can aim my boats fine, its just that boat won't kill full hp heroes with pots 2v5. <3

@happy: I was the sashi that helped bust him out. That was so sick I didn't even know eat could bug up until that point. Not to mention he was so far away from a zep he wouldn't have caught the bug if it wasn't for jimmy lol. <3

@dun: lies happy is the only one whos ever done it. Thats more savage of a lie than when tata said he was back months ago and still hasn't logged on. <3

@rob: stop <3ing everybody wtf are you, a prostitute?
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Postby MagicCarpetRide » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:03 am

Rob. You are garbage, and not funny.
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Postby CrashTestMole » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:56 am

I think hes pretty funny!
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Postby Dunpeal » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:36 pm

As far as I know, prostitutes aren't required to love their clients.
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Postby CrashTestMole » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:29 pm

Why do you love me then dun?
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Postby 2happy4u » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:36 pm

I demand someone to bend over for me because of the sexiness of mah bag... DO IT NOW!
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Postby CrashTestMole » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:54 pm

I nominate dunpeal happy, hes young and a massive whore.
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