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Halp!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:49 pm
by Shortling
I'm trying to introduce my 13 year old cat to an 8 month old kitten. Unfortunately my cat hates everyone and everything; excepting, occasionally, me. Halp! How can I reconcile her disgust with (as she defines) separate entities with the kitten's misguided enthusiasm for existence :(. Any suggestions should account for my extraordinary level of inebriation.

<3

-Alex

P.S. Void, why do you continue to choose existence? I don't understand the attraction.

Re: Halp!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:18 pm
by Zeuter

Re: Halp!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:57 pm
by Shortling
Cool link Zeut <3 Unfortunately I've already screwed it up by throwing them in a tiny room together :( On the bright side, Nuanda (older cat) seems to be adjusting as well as could be expected to Penny (new kitten). Hopefully they will be able to develop a solid relationship before I summon the motivation required to jump off a bridge ^_^

Re: Halp!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:21 pm
by Turkey_Slayer
Fuck you, asshole. My cat's name is Penny.

Re: Halp!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:42 pm
by Shortling
:( sorry turkey. It seemed like an appropriate name since I found her half blind wandering along the side of the road : / Her eye seems to be recovering but she may always have visual impairment. I suppose I could rename her to Lucky?

Re: Halp!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:18 am
by Fledermaus
Call her Turkey.

Re: Halp!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:33 am
by RageAgainstVoid
The undead pirate cat.