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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Ensabahnur » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:01 pm

I just find random shit on the Internet and post it. If I'm not getting you off with my posts maybe we should make out sometime.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Ensabahnur » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:16 pm

WatermelonMan wrote:There was some talk about a pat down boycott or something the day before Thanksgiving that a bunch of people were doing. I have no idea what they were talking about and I haven't bothered looking into it but I think that could be interesting and a good start for 'Ensab'.


I think you're referring to Halloween.

So at several major US airports (about 40 of them). The TSA has changed it's security protocols. You now have 2 options, you can either step in front of an x-ray machine (basically) and a guard will take a look at you (naked) to determine if you can pass. OR you can opt out of the porno-xray machine and have a member of the TSA pat you down, which was changed around halloween to be much more invasive - they will touch your breasts, scrotom, and feel down your pants, and up your shirt, etc.. They first do this in public (to humiliate you and to discourage other people standing in line from opting out) and then they take you into a private room where they do it again with a witness.

There are health concerns over the porno-xray machines and the only alternative is to be groped by a stranger or to not fly at all.

I haven't flown recently so I can't tell you from first hand experience, but I'm a hemaphrodite and if anyone has flown recently and had the pleasure of going through this please correct me.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby theboogleman » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:33 pm

Sure is interesting. I suppose you like to watch fox news? Next news story: sexy celeb in sexy scandal!
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Ensabahnur » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:40 pm

wut
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Mengde » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:33 am

Boog's point is that while it's news, it's not interesting. When I fly out in December I'll let one of the TSA guys have the privilege of feeling me up and that'll be the end of it. Next.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Ensabahnur » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:55 am

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Re: Interesting news stories

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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Myth » Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:25 pm



Old news is old.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby WatermelonMan » Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:16 pm

It seems like something similar to that happens every other month.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby theboogleman » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:11 pm

Dog waits for owner

Warning, pretty sad
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Turkey_Slayer » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:28 pm

Obligatory:
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby pix » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:24 pm

I watched a movie with Richard Gere as a professor that finds a dog and it waits for him at the train station everyday and then he dies and it still went there everyday for like 287 years after his death. It was on a plane, fuck off.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby WatermelonMan » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:22 pm

Hachi!?!?
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby pix » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:19 pm

Nah, the other Richard Gere and train dog movie.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Herosbane » Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:49 am

Haha, I love you, Pix.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby TheRaven7 » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:40 pm

http://www.kickthebobo.com/erotech/index.html

This is news from 2003 and yet I'd never seen it before.
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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby Ensabahnur » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:59 pm

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Re: Interesting news stories

Postby WatermelonMan » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:17 pm

pix wrote:Nah, the other Richard Gere and train dog movie.


It was a saying from the movie. Joan Allen yells it like 20 times.

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Re: Embarassing New Tories

Postby Turkey_Slayer » Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:11 am

Your use of !?!? did not produce the intended results. Try a different combination next time.
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Re: Embarassing New Tories

Postby Ensabahnur » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:37 pm

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Re: Embarassing New Tories

Postby Zeuter » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:44 pm

If you don't hear from me in a month..
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Re: Embarassing New Tories

Postby WatermelonMan » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:43 pm

Turkey_Slayer wrote:Your use of !?!? did not produce the intended results. Try a different combination next time.


Hachi!!??

this is kind of old but I don't think anyone has linked it

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov ... ses-rescue
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Re: Embarassing New Tories

Postby theboogleman » Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:56 pm

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Re: Embarassing New Tories

Postby Herosbane » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:27 am

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A lot of y’all muthafuckas just throw on whatever whatever whatever and just think thats whats poppin and it’s not poppin man.
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Re: Embarassing New Tories

Postby TheRaven7 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:51 pm

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