Embarassing New Tories

[Ensabahnur]

I just find random shit on the Internet and post it. If I'm not getting you off with my posts maybe we should make out sometime.

[Ensabahnur]

There was some talk about a pat down boycott or something the day before Thanksgiving that a bunch of people were doing. I have no idea what they were talking about and I haven't bothered looking into it but I think that could be interesting and a good start for 'Ensab'.

I think you're referring to Halloween.

So at several major US airports (about 40 of them). The TSA has changed it's security protocols. You now have 2 options, you can either step in front of an x-ray machine (basically) and a guard will take a look at you (naked) to determine if you can pass. OR you can opt out of the porno-xray machine and have a member of the TSA pat you down, which was changed around halloween to be much more invasive - they will touch your breasts, scrotom, and feel down your pants, and up your shirt, etc.. They first do this in public (to humiliate you and to discourage other people standing in line from opting out) and then they take you into a private room where they do it again with a witness.

There are health concerns over the porno-xray machines and the only alternative is to be groped by a stranger or to not fly at all.

I haven't flown recently so I can't tell you from first hand experience, but I'm a hemaphrodite and if anyone has flown recently and had the pleasure of going through this please correct me.

[theboogleman]

Sure is interesting. I suppose you like to watch fox news? Next news story: sexy celeb in sexy scandal!

[Ensabahnur]

wut

[Mengde]

Boog's point is that while it's news, it's not interesting. When I fly out in December I'll let one of the TSA guys have the privilege of feeling me up and that'll be the end of it. Next.

[Ensabahnur]

Problem?

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/roo/2053310873.html

[unwichtig]

Woman Kills Baby For Interrupting Farmville

[Myth]

Woman Kills Baby For Interrupting Farmville

Old news is old.

[WatermelonMan]

It seems like something similar to that happens every other month.

[theboogleman]

Dog waits for owner

Warning, pretty sad

[Turkey_Slayer]

Obligatory:

[pix]

I watched a movie with Richard Gere as a professor that finds a dog and it waits for him at the train station everyday and then he dies and it still went there everyday for like 287 years after his death. It was on a plane, fuck off.

[WatermelonMan]

Hachi!?!?

[pix]

Nah, the other Richard Gere and train dog movie.

[Herosbane]

Haha, I love you, Pix.

[TheRaven7]

http://www.kickthebobo.com/erotech/index.html

This is news from 2003 and yet I'd never seen it before.

[Ensabahnur]

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/a ... ion/66500/

[WatermelonMan]

Nah, the other Richard Gere and train dog movie.

It was a saying from the movie. Joan Allen yells it like 20 times.

ಠ_ಠ

[Turkey_Slayer]

Your use of !?!? did not produce the intended results. Try a different combination next time.

[Ensabahnur]

[Zeuter]

If you don't hear from me in a month..

[WatermelonMan]

Your use of !?!? did not produce the intended results. Try a different combination next time.

Hachi!!??

this is kind of old but I don't think anyone has linked it

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov ... ses-rescue

[theboogleman]

SWAT standoff: Man shoots TV over Palin dance

[Herosbane]

The Style Wisdom of Ghostface Killah

A lot of y’all muthafuckas just throw on whatever whatever whatever and just think thats whats poppin and it’s not poppin man.
1:28 PM Nov 3rd via web

Yo when you step out the crib, just make sure you match. Don’t be coming outside on some like you Rainbow man or something like that G.
1:29 PM Nov 3rd via web

[TheRaven7]

http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/11/aiyana-stanley-jones-detroit